JC / Railbird

More Like a Nightmare

Matt Graves imagines opening day at Saratoga, 2007: “Smith: ‘We’d also like to introduce you to some of the members of the new team at Saratoga — Martha Stewart, vice president of food and beverage; Ivan Boesky, chief financial officer; Alfonse D’Amato, general counsel and director of parking; Tom Ridge, head of security; and Bobby Hull, chief of promotions. By the way, Bobby tells me we’ll be having ‘NHL Day at the Track’ every Sunday during the meet. We hope to see you all back here on Labor Day.”‘ (Times Union)