JC / Railbird

The Reviews Are In

And the headlines say it all. The movie about a zebra who thinks he’s a racehorse wins no love from critics. “Racing Stripes” …
– Pulls up lame
– Fails to show
– Can’t break out of the pack
– Brings up the rear
– Hits trifecta of cute, crude, and contrived
– Ebony without irony
– A horse of a disappointing stripe
– An also ran
– No barn burner
– More nag than racehorse
Ouch. Love the wordplay though.