JC / Railbird

Magnificent Manifestation

The funniest thing I’ve read in weeks:

The awestruck populace listened in rapt attention to the words of the great horse’s spirit as he urged the people to remove their metaphorical blinders and open their eyes to the world around them; to never put too much weight on their sesamoid and long pastern bones; and to remember that Barbaro Day is not just the day that Barbaro died, but the day that human beings learned to put their differences aside and treat one another as they would want a 1,200-pound racehorse to be treated.

[Thanks, Dana.]
More poignantly, Jon White imagines what might have been if Barbaro had never been injured in the Preakness. I’m with him, right up to the Breeders’ Cup Classic. Invasor would have totally beaten Barbaro, if the two had had a chance to meet on the track.


3 Comments

The Onion is hit or miss with me, and certainly some of their hits are grand slams, but this was a complete whiff.

Posted by Eddie D. on January 31, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

A few years back I sat next to Jimmy Croll at Keeneland and asked him if Holy Bull would have beat Cigar in the Donn. He said yes (of course). I’m not sure, but I know Cigar wouldn’t have won 16 straight if Holy Bull had been around. Similarly there’s no way Barbaro would have stayed undefeated against Bernardini (Travers) and Invasor (Classic).

Posted by ljk on January 31, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

Love Barbaro, but I think Bernie was a better horse.

Posted by Ernie Munick on January 31, 2008 @ 1:40 pm